Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
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I don't know.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
A pun!
Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.
Because they're baked..
Q. They think their picture is being taken.