Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
A well educated Barista
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
What party '
Just one letter.
They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
