Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
pupil. doughnut.
Pupil: I get up early !
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
She moved.
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language
Kay (K).
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Gladiator.
Because they're crab apples !
