What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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Which letter has the best bum?

Big Rs

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

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What's small but effective?

A smile

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's