Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile. :(