Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !