Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.