Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch