What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.