What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.