What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks