What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.