What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

Russian Woman Jokes More Russian Woman Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.