Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it