How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."