How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.