Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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They bring flowers to his grave.
Decompose
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
By putting flowers on the grave
Unbereavable.
He's decomposing.
An Urn-ado.
By putting flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
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A: They place flowers on the grave.
Trying to get out of his grave.
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
By laying flowers on their grave.
With a search party.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Tulips
They have all of the anthers.
Gimme a slug of whiskey.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."
Go Ahead Make My Day"
Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"
Husband: It's for you and your parents.
Because she is always jalapeno business.
Engage.
Nine-Nine-Nine
A swallow.
Udder destruction
I reckon that fence is around a yard."
