Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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They bring flowers to his grave.
Decompose
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
By putting flowers on the grave
Unbereavable.
He's decomposing.
An Urn-ado.
By putting flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
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A: They place flowers on the grave.
Trying to get out of his grave.
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
By laying flowers on their grave.
They're both D-composed.
A bannister always pays his deafs.
He caught her in a 4-way
Neighbor
I'M BREADY TO DIE"
He was Cross-Fit.
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Because then it'd be a foot!
Not very many of them know how to dance
Because when they dance, they make it rain.
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
You must not bring either to the movies.
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
Understandabull
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."
