Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Coffee Mug
They bring flowers to his grave.
Decompose
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
By putting flowers on the grave
Unbereavable.
He's decomposing.
An Urn-ado.
By putting flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
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A: They place flowers on the grave.
Trying to get out of his grave.
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
By laying flowers on their grave.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
With a Pao Wow.
Decomposers
Because he is Haydn.
Ray Lewis
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
Don't Break the Ice
None, they were all minerals.
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.
C4 yourself!
Ze-bras!
Because Botswana have fun.
