What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.