What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother