What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.