What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition