What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.