Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)