Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.