Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Why did Paul Walker die?

His name wasn't Paul Driver.

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Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)