Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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Life on the hedge!

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...