Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)