Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

What do you call the Italian slums?

The spaghettos.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up?

In Albu-quirky.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.