Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What do you say to a urinating Italian?

You're-a-pee'n

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"