What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Why the full we don't have any jokes about Islam?

Is it because it's a joke by itself or what.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

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What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.