What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

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What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.