What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish