What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.