Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country is the most fragile?

China!

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium