Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Minisoda
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
West wing
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Wok n' Roll
shar pei
Because she keeps running away from the ball
Little Seizers
A Country.
Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.
chlamydia
Because Juice control the media