Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.