What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What do star wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.