What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"