What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"