Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)