Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!