What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !