Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame