Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.