They don't know where home is.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Loinback.
Everywhere
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
The harder you hit it the more English you get
A baseball is thrown to the air.
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home
His answer: "My mom."