Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks