Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!