Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
AT & AT.
Antelopes
An informant
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that
Bayer Asprin
He forgot.