What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

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What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."