What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.