What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !