What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?