What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !