What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.