What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling