What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.