Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?

Because it was two tired.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!