What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

How old are your kids?

kids "

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What's a pervert's favorite train stop?

Molestation