What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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What's a pervert's favorite train stop?

Molestation

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.