One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Amputee
A family friend paying a visit.
Two clean fingers.
One they've never herbivore.
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Rick O'Shay.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
The German.