One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
A: But you cantaloupe!
Polly wants a firecracker!
Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball
He kept looking at his hoes.
Go stand in front of a mirror
So you can tell it apart from urine
Because they push back harder.
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
Patty O'Furniture.
Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Ring him while he's ironing...
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
The German.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.