One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
When the monkey wants its bum back? :D
Because no one wanted Windows Nein!
Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
They make a Daily Prophet.
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
Angus McCoatup
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Cross fit.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
A leperchaun! :D
Counterfitz
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
