Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
A wet nose.
One's Cupid stunts...
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
That people exaggerate.
1. No mind. 2. No business.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.
Hunch-black of Notre Dame
White
I have a cream.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Regular rocks are too heavy.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
