What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.