How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"