Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.