How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.