How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did