What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.