What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

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What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name