What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.