What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.