What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.