What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.