What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.