What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!