What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!