What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!