What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.