What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.