What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age