What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Thousand Year Jokes More Thousand Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.