What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church