What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Thousand Year Jokes More Thousand Year Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.