What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

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What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.