Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
BYE-SON!
Art.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
Me: Paid administrative leave.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
Post office.
Church.
Russel
Toad stools
Russell
Russell.
Pete.