Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
He's all right now.
Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
It takes four years to get an election.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
Church.
Post office.
A meowntain.
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
Russell
Russell.
Pete.